Why you should be single on Valentine's Day (boycott)

Here comes the day some women wait for every year. Here comes the day men have nightmares about every night: Valentine’s Day or as we can call it the Judgement day. As men will never know if women will be satisfied by what they’ll do and offer, and women will never stop worrying about what their men will do and if they’re going to forget the important day. So here are 5 reasons why you should be single on Valentine’s Day:

•           It is not the only day to show love: Actually you’ve heard that a lot, it is something men say to avoid buying gifts and spending money… However it is true, if love exists, it should be there every day and celebrated every single moment not just one time a year, if love exists it should be all year long and doesn't need to be over-proved that day. So stop being so silly and start being a little bit different, stop believing what others believe and stop following their ideas and stay Single on that day, and then you can go find love or a new GF or whatever the hell you want to do. Or keep your relationship interesting and filled with love daily.
•           It is a Stupid invention: What is the use of creating a day for lovers? In this part I am not talking about love and it being an every day celebration not a one day a year thing. I am talking about the use of creating a day for a thing no one is sure it exists and so many people are discussing this issue. What is the use of creating a day for couples who aren’t even in love? I guess we are always following things without even asking why and how they happened. So for that you have to boycott it and stay single.
•           You are better than all of this: Have you ever asked yourself, why are you in couple in the first place? Have you ever asked yourself why does your couple have to act like all the people? Have you ever asked yourself who the hell is Valentine? Aren’t you better than him (wink for someone :p)? Aren’t you too good to be in a relationship? Don’t you want to be free? Alone? Without someone who will do nothing but bore you and make your day miserable?
•           It is Expensive: Gifts are expensive, especially when women wait for an event for a year… They expect the best thing so they can feel proud in front of their friends. Dinner is expensive. Champagne is Expensive. The hotel room is expensive. The look on your face when she tells you she is on her period is Priceless… Plus think about the return on investment? What will you get if you spend so much money on her in that stupid day? I strongly believe you deserve money, you can get sex without being in a relationship and there’s a saying I love: “Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Vodka costs less, than a dinner for two”.
•           It is so much more fun to be single on Valentine’s Day: Actually you can have fun by throwing rock on other lovers in parks and public spaces… You can make jokes about lovers and stupid people believing in that stupid day. You can finally be happy when a lot of people are suffering. Plus there are many fun things to do on Valentine’s Day: watch the champions’ league and/or the UEFA Cup, go to watch “A good day to Die Hard”… So why miss all this and choose suffering by yourself.

Actually Valentine’s Day is not that useless, it is better than comedy movies. It is a pleasure to see this huge number of stupid people doing the same thing in the same day.

Stop losing money for stupid things, stop losing time on meaningless stuff, stop following others like a fool… Be yourself, be happy, be unique, and be single.

                                                                              W.H

Why weed should be legalized

The problem everywhere is that weed is not legalized. Especially in Tunisia where people get sent to jail and pay money for smoking a joint and they are not even caught with the joint. Blood test is enough to send you to jail even if you smoked weed a month ago. There are millions of reasons why weed should be legalized and I am sure that my friends will give me at least ten more reasons; however I chose these ones because I find them the most important. So here are 5 reasons why weed should be legalized.

•           Happiness: Smoking weed is amazing. It gives you the opportunity to feel happy for a while. You can easily know when a man is High, because he will be simply laughing. It helps the man cope with his stress. With weed, they will be a lot more happiness, so less drama and a more love. You can take for example, Reggae singers they are always singing about optimism, love, and ways to redemption and path to better places.
•           Minding their own business: Afraid that people are so much interested in politics, conspiracy theories and religious stuff? Give them Weed. Weed is the best solution to make a man mind his own business, find ways to feel happier and to have fun and he will not focus on complicated stuff. They will be focusing on their daily life issues and how to cope with daily routine and will become better people by following the weed ethics. Yes you will have many freedom fighters but it will be about basic shit.
•           Economy: No one can deny this, weed is good for economy. It is cheap, it can be prepared without huge cost, and it can be sold in good prices and huge quantities which will make the economy go back to track once again and become better. People use it often and when they know they don’t have to buy it for a lot of money; they will use it more often.
•           Creativity and arts: Yes your people will be a bunch of philosophers but believe me it will be about stuff like: The meaning of human existence, Love and beauty. You will have many artist, reggae singers… You will have poets and philosophers. You will discover so many talents in the people around you, talents that will be brought to light only by weed. It gives them the opportunity to give all they've got on amazing stuff.
•           It is Harmless:  I know what I am talking about. It is true, because compared to alcohol, who is legal by the way, weed is really harmless, no danger to your stomach, no throwing up and no hangovers. Plus weed is not addictive, yes you will ask for more because you will like what you feel, but you can stop whenever you want. It makes you more careful, I watched an experience when they once gave a drunken woman a car to drive and she had to go a certain distance and stop before hitting a wall she actually did hit it. The next day they gave her weed to smoke and when repeating the same thing, she stopped long before the wall. Finally, you will never overdose from smoking weed, it is humanly impossible. Plus it is used as medicine, such as medical marijuana.

Actually, Weed is the only solution for us, for the youth and for all the people now. It should be legalized and it should be for everyone, as it helps the person and the country. I love the saying: “Give them freedom, give them Weed” and “Why do you take my ganja Away?” or the Tunisian saying: “Let the game”( سيّب اللعبة ).

Legalize it

                                                               W.H

why you should hate Angelica even if you don’t know her

Angelica is a Ukrainian girl, who I met in Tunisia the summer of 2012 when she came for a humanitarian internship. 2 Months were enough for me to know everything I need to hate her.

Actually, many people will ask why is he even writing such a thing on his blog when almost no one knows her. My answer is simple: I believe she should be hated by everyone, by the whole world, the whole universe, even those who don’t know her. She should become Public enemy number 1. You may say she is not that bad, no one can ever be this bad to be hated by everyone on the earth so here are 5 reasons why you should hate Angelica even if you don’t know her:

•           She is trying to be Tunisian: Stop it with your stupid Lé lé, you will never be Tunisian, it is hard for you :p It is impossible! Blablabla is not helping you either.
•           She is Ugly: She may look so beautiful and amazing in the pictures on Facebook or VK but believe me I met her, she is ugly… She actually looks like a Boy.. She is like the Gay brother I never wanted to have. She is proud of having a big ass, which no one likes by the way… She is fat; I will keep on telling her that she needs to work out.
•           She is violent: She is dangerous, never try to get in a fight with her, do not even try to play with her… She will cut you with her nails, and as she is fat she will keep on hitting you until she beats you and leave you with scars…
•           She thinks she always does good work: She is always trying to show you she is amazing and she does good and excellent work while she is never good enough. She never is, never was and never will be… Not in her studies (she will not pass this year I am sure) nor in her working experience, her term as Vice president is the proof.
•           She is Stupid: I’ve been all over the world, met like millions of people, made a lot of friends and much more enemies. However, I have never ever met someone more stupid than her; yes she is telling me that I am stupid, and probably the most stupid person on earth. She knows that is not true, she knows she is stupid because she has so many silly ideas and thoughts. Plus she thinks so many people love her, while no one does.

She is like the gay brother I never wanted to have, we are brothers and enemies, she Is my dear stupid friend. And even though I hate her and I know that everyone should do the same… I miss her, hope to see you soon Angi…