Why you should be single on Valentine's Day (boycott)

Here comes the day some women wait for every year. Here comes the day men have nightmares about every night: Valentine’s Day or as we can call it the Judgement day. As men will never know if women will be satisfied by what they’ll do and offer, and women will never stop worrying about what their men will do and if they’re going to forget the important day. So here are 5 reasons why you should be single on Valentine’s Day:

•           It is not the only day to show love: Actually you’ve heard that a lot, it is something men say to avoid buying gifts and spending money… However it is true, if love exists, it should be there every day and celebrated every single moment not just one time a year, if love exists it should be all year long and doesn't need to be over-proved that day. So stop being so silly and start being a little bit different, stop believing what others believe and stop following their ideas and stay Single on that day, and then you can go find love or a new GF or whatever the hell you want to do. Or keep your relationship interesting and filled with love daily.
•           It is a Stupid invention: What is the use of creating a day for lovers? In this part I am not talking about love and it being an every day celebration not a one day a year thing. I am talking about the use of creating a day for a thing no one is sure it exists and so many people are discussing this issue. What is the use of creating a day for couples who aren’t even in love? I guess we are always following things without even asking why and how they happened. So for that you have to boycott it and stay single.
•           You are better than all of this: Have you ever asked yourself, why are you in couple in the first place? Have you ever asked yourself why does your couple have to act like all the people? Have you ever asked yourself who the hell is Valentine? Aren’t you better than him (wink for someone :p)? Aren’t you too good to be in a relationship? Don’t you want to be free? Alone? Without someone who will do nothing but bore you and make your day miserable?
•           It is Expensive: Gifts are expensive, especially when women wait for an event for a year… They expect the best thing so they can feel proud in front of their friends. Dinner is expensive. Champagne is Expensive. The hotel room is expensive. The look on your face when she tells you she is on her period is Priceless… Plus think about the return on investment? What will you get if you spend so much money on her in that stupid day? I strongly believe you deserve money, you can get sex without being in a relationship and there’s a saying I love: “Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Vodka costs less, than a dinner for two”.
•           It is so much more fun to be single on Valentine’s Day: Actually you can have fun by throwing rock on other lovers in parks and public spaces… You can make jokes about lovers and stupid people believing in that stupid day. You can finally be happy when a lot of people are suffering. Plus there are many fun things to do on Valentine’s Day: watch the champions’ league and/or the UEFA Cup, go to watch “A good day to Die Hard”… So why miss all this and choose suffering by yourself.

Actually Valentine’s Day is not that useless, it is better than comedy movies. It is a pleasure to see this huge number of stupid people doing the same thing in the same day.

Stop losing money for stupid things, stop losing time on meaningless stuff, stop following others like a fool… Be yourself, be happy, be unique, and be single.

                                                                              W.H