Why is everything more reliable than a woman?

Yes men are unreliable and we can’t be trusted. However, we can be excused because the ones blaming us are more unreliable than we are. The sad truth always comes to the light, we can’t hide it and here I am to take off the curtains and expose everything to the lights. Women are so unreliable that everything and anything can be more reliable than them, Hell even a Penguin is better. So here are few of many reasons why anything is more reliable than a woman.

•           Decisions: Have you ever met a creature more indecisive than a woman? Come on, it is impossible. Women change constantly their ideas; actually I don’t know what they change more than the other: their clothes or their ideas. For God sake, be sure of something once in your miserable little lives. They are not sure of their feelings, of their choices, of what they are going to do, of what they did, they can’t decide what to wear, how to act, hell they can’t even be sure of the mood they are in… You can find a woman happy and sad in the same time. I don’t know how is that humanly possible but I am telling you the truth people, I witnessed that.
•           Secrets keeping: Between men and women, is it even possible to think who to trust more? I mean how can you trust someone who can’t keep his mouth shut for 5 minutes? Women have that in their genes, they love to talk, and they love to share with others all the stories that they have. The only problem is that those stories include other people’s secrets… They are not to blame; they were created with this disease. How many times you heard a woman tell you “I am not supposed to tell you this but I trust you”, how many times have you heard “I will tell you something but you have to promise me that It will remain a secret and you can’t tell it to anyone”. But Lady, if it is someone else’s secret and you are telling it to a third part, it is no longer a secret.
•           Fidelity issues: You can call us players; you can call us heartbreakers, playboys and womanizers. However, studies have shown that when a man is in a relationship he is more faithful than a woman. Yes that is true, and it is due to the difficulty of getting in a serious relationship for a man, so once he is in he gives all that he has and he is 100% committed. Yes one of the reasons for divorce is men’s infidelity but hey, women caught cheating is on the top of the list.
•           Manipulation: Can you manipulate a man into doing what you do? Yes and it is not a hard thing to do, however it is easier to do that for a woman because she is usually driven by her feelings and she gives it a lot of importance. Come on who can rely on someone who can be easily manipulated and everyone can use him for his own sake.
•          Self confidence: Women have so a huge problem with self-confidence, it is hard for most of the women to believe that they are capable of doing stuff on their own. In the same path, they have problems with acting on their own, actually women can’t solve their problems by themselves, and they tend to involve pretty much everyone they know in their stories. When men can always get out of troubles by themselves and solve their own problems. They actually tend to run from the world and go to that place in their minds where they are by themselves in order to think about their problems. So how can you rely on someone who has no faith in his capabilities and do nothing by his own.

For these reasons and more, women are unreliable and the only reason I am saying anything can be more reliable than them is that there is no creature or thing on earth that has all these defects at the same time, so even penguins can be more reliable than women. Plus they are cute, for me that counts. 

W.H